We Are Really Sorry...

... We Really Mean To Get To Your Money Faster

So MoS got rid of the GM, who is allegedly the culprit behind the infamous long queues for entry into the club. Why, did they do the sums and figure that a club makes money when people actually go in and buy drinks, and not when they are just queuing outside?

Why iPods Should Be Avoided

Or, to be more exact, earphones lah.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4580718.stm

Grouse of the day: Those playing loud music on their portable players on the MRT - what, you think I care about your taste in music??!! Get a better pair of earphones and stuff it in!

Resolutions 2006

1. Put on weight.

2. Be promoted at least twice this year.

3. Travel the world.

4. Write a book.

5. I mean, a bestselling book.

6. Scratch that - make it an acclaimed, Booker-prize winning all-time bestseller.

7. Be realistic.

8. Help the old across the street.

9. Even if they don't want to cross.

10. Stop blogging nonsense.

I Am In Danger!

According to this article on the BBC website, a record number of media industry workers were killed last year. Iraq exacted the heaviest death toll, for the 3rd year in a row.

I better leave before I get blasted into shreds!

Oh wait, most of the time, I just stay in the newsroom and summarise newswires.

I can breathe now.

Primary 2 Maths Question

As told to me by a colleague:

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Plant 10 trees such that you will end up with 5 rows of 4 trees each. How would you plant them?

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I did not manage to crack it. Can you?